Monday, November 21, 2005

Nike Must Die

I guess it isn’t nice to wish for the death of any human, good nor evil, but one of the most evil people in the world is in a life-threatening situation right now.

Nike Jet to Attempt Emergency Landing

I don't know who is aboard or even if the subject of my ire is one individual, but in the case all things have fallen in place...

I hope the damned idiot responsible for Nike taking over and ruining nearly every sport it equips with uniforms is on board that flight and it ends with a spectacular fireball, killing him or her after minutes of terror, panic, and smelling their own burning flesh.

Nike has ruined sports as we know it, with their standard-issue-bowling shoe designs for most countries in the (soccer) World Cup to their one-shoulder college football atrocities as seen on among other teams, Miami in their sound parental-quality spanking by Georgia Tech.

Nike needs to stop. Immediately. If it takes the death of an executive, so be it.

I demand it.

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