Flip Flops
Seriously… what the fuck? Flip Flops? Really? They look stupid with jeans, more ridiculous with khakis, and barely tolerable with shorts. They don’t belong as daily ware, they have a specific purpose, and its not to help you slowly shuffle your unwashed ass into the Hollister. Flip-flops are specialty footwear that should be used to transport sensitive feet over the broiling hot dunes when walking to the beach, or from the car to the swimming pool. Any extraneous wear is just ridiculous. You know what? I'm gonna wear my golf shoes with my tux. My $250 removable-metal soccer cleats with jeans. How about flippers, sweat pants, a sweater and a top hat? I think that sounds great.
I'm making a t-shirt; I just need to pick which I want it to say:
Flip Flops are gay.
Flip-flops are for morons.
Check your feet, if you can see your toes, you are either about to swim, or you are a complete retard.
If I can hear you walking up to me, it should be for the change in your pocket, not the flipping and flopping.
Never trust a man in pants with flip-flops.
Here is another $1.35, go to Rite-Aid and buy yourself another pair of flip-flops.
Flippers are for frogs and imbeciles.
Any idea which to pick?
posted by paynomind @ 8:21 PM
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2 Comments:
John Kerry likes flip flops.
Or at least that's what Fox News told me.
Wow! A comrade in arms. I Loathe, loathe, loathe flip-flops. They are, as you said, beach shoes--or perhaps shower shoes. I live in Munich and they have hit central Europe with full force. They are ugly, make one's posture worse, get the feet all crusty and dirty, are downright dangerous on city streets. Feet get all splayed out, like a duck's. About the most unattractive thing there is. Kudos to you!
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