The "I am bored" blog title

The commonplace “I am bored” blog title...I love it. It makes me want to read more. I want to enjoy your boredom vicariously because I am soooo bored. What are you doing? Nothing? That’s fantastic. Are you sitting? Dammit, it’s like we’re the same person.

And a note about the “I am bored” blog disclaimer: I realize that starting with, “I hate these and I don’t know why anyone would want to read this, but…” is considered a courtesy warning of the particularly inane to follow. Not necessary! Expectations are much lower than you think. So just jump right into your account of picking out a breakfast cereal or the playlist you were going to make but then forgot about and then remembered again. I’m waiting!